Saturday, January 11, 2014

The Evelyn Strikes Back

Since returning from our circumnavigation of the globe, we have attempted potty training. At the end of day two, Evie said to me, "Mom, our house is not fun today."

To summarize my thoughts on the matter, I wrote a terrible Haiku.

Potty Training
             by Sydney Jordan

How wet and sterile my floor
Traumatizing
Hold it until it hurts

Luckily, Evelyn and I felt mutual about potty training and we effectually gave it up and celebrated by eating popsicles and watching Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood.



7 comments:

Rich and Jess said...

Go you! Claire Pooped all over the floor twice today! I feel you! lol

Rich and Jess said...

Go you! Claire Pooped all over the floor twice today! I feel you! lol

Nancy said...

And that is why none of my kids were potty trained before they were 3! Ev is hilarious. Keep up the good parenting! :)

MaryJane said...

Good for both of you. It will go much better when she wants to do it. There is always another day.

Darrell said...

Evelyn is too cute! Hang in there Mom, she'll eventually show some interest.

Sydney said...

Oh no Jessica!!! Changing diapers is so much easier. Also you are a braver woman than me.

Maureen and Nathan said...

Oh man! That haiku made me laugh so hard! You are such a good mommy!! Motherhood is an adventure for sure!!