Since returning from our circumnavigation of the globe, we have attempted potty training. At the end of day two, Evie said to me, "Mom, our house is not fun today."
To summarize my thoughts on the matter, I wrote a terrible Haiku.
by Sydney Jordan
How wet and sterile my floor
Hold it until it hurts
Luckily, Evelyn and I felt mutual about potty training and we effectually gave it up and celebrated by eating popsicles and watching Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood.