The blue whale is the largest animal ever known to have existed. These majestic mammals of the sea were once abundant in all oceans on Earth; until the twentieth century when they became hunted to near extinction. However, some blue whales have been able to conquer the troubles associated with weighing over 180 metric tons by surviving in our contemporary world.
The point I'm trying to make here: I AM NATURE'S GREATEST MIRACLE. I AM THE MAJESTIC BLUE WHALE.
Eat your heart out people. Cuz' you know that's all I've been doing the past nine months.
Swollen has reached a new definition in my vocabulary and I'm more ready than ever to deliver this baby.
(And hopefully get rid of the elephantiasis in my feet)