Thursday, July 24, 2014

Life According to the iPhone

WARNING: This post is too long, but I can't help myself.

I also can't wait to really be able to blog again, to post pictures of our last month in Eugene and what we've really done this summer. For now, here's a modge podge of the last couple months seen through my phone (keeping it classy).

Yes, my child went out in public like this.
And I was not ashamed.


Her face says it all - potty training is disliked by everyone in our house.


Her favorite place to poop these days. We'll be home, accident free and then I'll brave a quick trip to Target. Evelyn poops under a rack of clothing EVERY time we go. Not only has potty training been the worst part of parenting for me so far, I can no longer venture to my favorite store in fear of a poopy pull-up/diaper/underwear. I can handle the sleepless nights, the saggy boobs, the habitual wearing of yoga pants, but what I cannot handle ... is loosing my weekly Target runs. And I know all I ever talk about is how horrible potty training is, but someday, several years from now when Evelyn is hopefully not pooping her pants in 3rd grade, I will be happily behind this and happily digging through the clearance racks at Target like a boss.




She's wild, but oh so beautiful.


My happy clam.









We had a small problem with Evie putting stickers on surfaces where they did not belong. She since has found a much better canvas in her body. And its mom approved!


While our estrogen filled lives our full of nail painting and dress-up, two things which I ardently support, my patience in waining. We all miss Nick and we can't wait for the Bar to be behind us. Moments with him are rare and savored, but that's no way to live life.







Our last month or so in Eugene we walked to get Froyo at least twice a week. Since we only have one car and both my girls loved the stroller, I made an effort to walk everywhere. My record was 10 miles in one day. So obviously we needed some gummy bears and frozen yogurt.



She's a swing lover.


And ironically, my slide lover turned into a swing lover when she realized how much her sister liked it. Anna is always happy to share the swing with her big sister (no surprise there).



One of our many walking trips that ended with the girls asleep and me alone in my thoughts. (!!!!)




Ev's first real shiner. 
Proud mom moment!


Packing up our things in Eugene was hard on a multitude of levels, but luckily Ev made it less dreary by coloring on every box we packed. 



More sleepy walks.


Tell me you don't love these!
(You can't)


Ev has a habit of telling me she "needs privacy," and then falling asleep somewhere random. 
On this particular day, she made it to her bed, tucked herself in and slept like an angel.
Somedays, I get snippets of my sweet toddler that used to always say 'please' and 'thank you' and not scratch my eyeballs out when I try to brush her teeth. And let me tell ya, it feels awesome to see my sweet Evie emerge from the depths of Sauron's grasp. One can only hope that she emerges entirely someday.


She's tough to parent, but easy to love. She makes me laugh everyday. 


*Insert clever and mildly offensive comment about attractive and single siblings looking for mates.
(Chelsea! You can't be mad because I didn't technically say anything...)



CHEEKS.




Her knees are legendary.


She's so stretchy in the mornings. She even stretches before she wakes up. 
Its adorable.


Anna is a little water baby. She loved the indoor pool in Eugene and now she loves swimming in my parents pool (the whole two times we've swam this summer).







Beautiful day on the Oregon Coast with Nick a few months ago. Five minutes after this blue sky photo was taken, things got real windy, cloudy and freezing.


Izzy and Ev goofing off on the Oregon Coast.


My Dad bought Ev this Mariners hat awhile back. To my surprise, she loves it! She wears it all the time and always tells me that her hat blocks the sun. Poor kid, she's still allergic to the sun.



Playing dress up with Ally is one of Ev's favorite activities. Ev is new to the whole dress up thing, so there are some stark differences. See exhibit below:



Obviously Ev needs a little practice, but Ally is very patient and I'm sure she'll have Ev whipped into Princess shape in no time.



I have this weird/creepy obsession with watching my kids while they sleep. I love it. I have more pictures of my children sleeping than I do awake. 


Water baby and Grammie.


I told you they were legendary!


Like I said, Ev doesn't quite understand the girly dress up thing. I can't lie, I'm mildly proud that there is some violence involved with the Hello Kitty nightgown. She's tough and I'm proud of that.


Cutest sisters in town.




Watching Cole play tee ball this summer might have been one of the highlights of my life.
Little boys with oversized helmets running around bases?
Its beyond cute.


Ev's other favorite activity this summer?
Getting into Aunt Chi Chi's things. She loves playing with her jewelry, glasses, shoes, scarves, passport, purses. Chels does a good job not getting mad when I text her pictures like this when she's at work.


Tandem grocery cart riding!



My squeeze.


These two are hilarious together. They really act more like sisters than cousins. They know exactly how to get on each other nerves and then they are best friends five minutes later. I'm so glad they have each other.



One day, while I was puttering around in the kitchen, Ev told me she was going to give Anna some of her toast. I turned around a minute later and found this:


Its a good thing she's stinking adorable.



Ev needs a little help posing, but look at these two!





Smeagol.



Are you trying to squeeze her through the computer screen right now?
Me too.










Some pretty legit chalk art by Sydney Jordan.
Chelsea was pretty pleased when this adorned her driveway for a week.




Ev told me the other day that she would go on the potty if Anna went too.
This did not end well.
IE: Anna face planting on the floor.












This is Ev's uniform - a pull up and her Frozen boots.
Can I just say something real quickly about Frozen? Its cute, the music is fun, but whatever you do, if you do not have children ... DO NOT WATCH IT. In fact, do not watch any Disney movies at all. You will have a lifetime to watch animated films. Go watch something bloody or inappropriate, cuz the days of PG-13 movies are numbered.




Weird/Awesome story:
One of my best friends from study abroad moved to Portland recently and we were able to get together! Although we did have to shout over my two screaming children, it was so nice to catch up. 


We went to see Nick this past weekend. And instead of being there Friday-Sunday, we stayed through Wednesday. It was so nice to have so much time with him. Of course he studied all day, but we will take what we can get! Only a few more weeks of this garbage and we can reunite!








If you made it through this blog post, congrats! You should probably pat yourself on the back and then go find a new hobby. Cuz there is probably something more interesting than my life. Although today Ev was sitting on the toilet and ACTUALLY PEEING and she said, "Mom! My bum is raining."

So maybe my life is pretty interesting after all. 

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Giving the People What They Want

I found an old post I never finished with some old pictures of Anna in it. So I added a couple new pictures of her and BAM! New post. 

She looks so little here.
Pre-sitting up.
Pre-eating real solids.
Pre-fat knees 
(JK she's always had those - you're welcome Anna)







Peace out, yo.


I'm trying to teach her to do the Richard Nixon double handed peace sign.
Wouldn't she be a cute Nixon for Halloween? Other people dress up their babies as bunnies or Disney characters, but I feel like since my baby has some legitimate hair I've got to go historical. Donald Trump? John Lennon? Coco Chanel? I guess you'll have to wait until October to find out. 
JK I'm super lazy and I'll be buying something at Costco the day before Halloween.


Seriously, who is this child? I feel like this Anna is from a lifetime ago! And it's only been a couple months since these pics were taken.


Belly.







Aaaaaand lets end the photo shoot with some barf.


Here she is now. Just plain squeezable.


She is my little cherub. Still a happy clam, easy like Sunday morning (Adam Levine I love you).

She is obsessed with clapping. If you say, "Yay!" She starts clapping and smiling like you are hilarious - its totes adorbs. 






She is getting closer to crawling (I think). Ev never crawled, so I'm not sure what to look for, but she's leaning forward and rocking back and forth so I think she'll get moving here in the next couple months. I'm in no hurry for her to get moving, so I'm going to be 100% honest and say I have done absolutely nothing to facilitate her crawling. 



Ironically, Anna Banana's favorite food is bananas. She loves them. She won't eat any baby food unless it has banana in it. (Bizzare?) And now that she's tried some actual solid foods, I can't get her to even eat banana puree anymore. She wants to eat real food, but the lady has no teeth ... so that's interesting. 
She shares a green smoothie with me every morning. She whines and whines once she hears the blender going and then salivates until I bring it to her. She sucks it up through a straw like a boss. Sometimes she forgets to breathe and has to catch her breath and it spills out down her chin. And since its cold it drips down her chest and makes her shiver - again, totes adorbs. 
And since she's my kid, cheese is already a major food group. Her fave is Colby Jack. Can't wait to introduce her to the finer things, but for now she's on the right track. She also enjoys pineapple, strawberries rolled in cheerios, and gnawing on cucumber.
Oh, and she ate an ENTIRE shaved ice while we were in Yakima this past weekend. Whoops.


She loves to chew on her toes - happy baby yoga pose style. 

She sleeps on her tummy.

She says Da Da, Ma Ma and hysterically laughs anytime Evie says or does anything.

She bangs her chest like King Kong when she's extremely happy (IE: Evie is playing with her)

She is still very snuggly. When she has a hard time falling asleep I grab her from her bed and she just lays her head on my shoulder for awhile. I hope it never ends.

She's beautiful.








I just love her.
She is just a perfect baby. I'm silently weeping as she grows, but she keeps getting cuter so I can't really complain. She's a healthy, happy girl and she is everyone's favorite past time.



Don't I have another child?
Oh, the wild toddler who refuses to be potty trained?
Yes, she's still around. 
But she never sits still long enough for me to photograph her. She does however, never stop talking so I have some insightful comments that have come out of her mouth recently:

Ev: Anna, say Da Da! ... Anna, say poop! ... Anna say Mini-Wheats!

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Ev: Mom, I think I need to hit the hay.

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Ev: Hey Mom? Can you hold my purse for just a second so I can go to Disneyland? ... Actually, do you want to come to Disneyland with me?

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Me: Are you excited for your friends to come over?
Ev: No! I don't have any friends.
Me: Yes you do.
Ev: No I don't!
Me: Why do you think you don't have friends?
Ev: I only have three friends.
Me: Who are they?
Ev: Just me and mom and Anna. Just the three of us.

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Ev: Mom! Look! I'm a little doggy. Want to pet me? (Making dog sounds and breathing heavily)
Me: Sure. Hi doggy. What's your name?
Ev: My name is Bentley the dog! And I live at Disneyland.
Me: Wow. That sounds fun.
Ev: It is.

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Ev: Hey mom! My poop kind of looks like a seal!

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Ev: Hey Dad, you have a ... (thinking really hard about it) peanut.

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Ev: Mom, you need to stop pooping in your pants so you can have a prize.
Me: I don't poop in my pants, I poop on the potty.
Ev: Oh. Well here is your hundred dollars for not pooping in your pants.
Me: Wow! Thanks.
Ev: Actually, here is two more hundreds. Here ya go. Now don't poop anymore.