The prevaricator: The husband.
The reason: The wife radiates too much body heat.
The consequence: The husband has to take down and re-build his fortress each night. Its impossible to make a bed amidst "The Great Pillow Reef."
If our pillow reef looked like this, I might consider living in Utah a little longer.
But it doesn't.
And I can't wait to leave.
2 comments:
He either better get used to it, or buy a King Size bed because if you radiate body heat now, wait until menopause hits!
Ha ha, pillow reef. I like:) You guys are so cute. Utah isn't THAT bad is it?
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