Someone recently built a fortress (out of pillows) the size of the Great Barrier Reef in our bed.
The prevaricator: The husband.
The reason: The wife radiates too much body heat.
The consequence: The husband has to take down and re-build his fortress each night. Its impossible to make a bed amidst "The Great Pillow Reef."
If our pillow reef looked like this, I might consider living in Utah a little longer.
But it doesn't.
And I can't wait to leave.